Nominal Forms
Infinitive: to schlong
Participle: schlonged
Gerund: schlonging
Cognates
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Indicative
Present
| I | schlong |
| you | schlong |
| he;she;it | schlongs |
| we | schlong |
| you | schlong |
| they | schlong |
Perfect
| I | have schlonged |
| you | have schlonged |
| he;she;it | has schlonged |
| we | have schlonged |
| you | have schlonged |
| they | have schlonged |
Past
| I | schlonged |
| you | schlonged |
| he;she;it | schlonged |
| we | schlonged |
| you | schlonged |
| they | schlonged |
Pluperfect
| I | had schlonged |
| you | had schlonged |
| he;she;it | had schlonged |
| we | had schlonged |
| you | had schlonged |
| they | had schlonged |
Future
| I | will schlong |
| you | will schlong |
| he;she;it | will schlong |
| we | will schlong |
| you | will schlong |
| they | will schlong |
Future Perfect
| I | will have schlonged |
| you | will have schlonged |
| he;she;it | will have schlonged |
| we | will have schlonged |
| you | will have schlonged |
| they | will have schlonged |
Subjunctive
Present
| I | schlong |
| you | schlong |
| he;she;it | schlong |
| we | schlong |
| you | schlong |
| they | schlong |
Perfect
| I | have schlonged |
| you | have schlonged |
| he;she;it | have schlonged |
| we | have schlonged |
| you | have schlonged |
| they | have schlonged |
Imperfect
| I | schlonged |
| you | schlonged |
| he;she;it | schlonged |
| we | schlonged |
| you | schlonged |
| they | schlonged |
Pluperfect
| I | had schlonged |
| you | had schlonged |
| he;she;it | had schlonged |
| we | had schlonged |
| you | had schlonged |
| they | had schlonged |
Conditional
Present
| I | would schlong |
| you | would schlong |
| he;she;it | would schlong |
| we | would schlong |
| you | would schlong |
| they | would schlong |
Perfect
| I | would have schlonged |
| you | would have schlonged |
| he;she;it | would have schlonged |
| we | would have schlonged |
| you | would have schlonged |
| they | would have schlonged |
Imperative
| you | schlong |
| we | Let's schlong |
| you | schlong |
Verbs conjugated like 'schlong'
abandon,
abduct,
abear,
aberr,
abject,
abord,
abort,
abound,
abraid,
abray,
abrook,
abscind,
abscond,
absist,
absorb,
abstain,
abstract,
accend,
accent,
accept, etc. (List truncated at 20 verbs)
Verbs similar to 'schlong'
schlomp,
belong,
ching,
clang,
cling,
clog,
clone,
clonk,
echelon,
elong,
Additional Information
Phrasal Verbs
Etymology
Borrowed from Yiddish שלאַנג (shlang, “snake”; by extension, “a penis”) or German Schlange.
Sample Sentences
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And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April. [2001, Media Weavers, Mitch Luckett, To Kill a Common Loon, page 226:]
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Look at Sam, eight years ago, in a band, number one, awesome at Glastonbury. Then they break up. He's thirty-two, wasted. Just chasin' pussy, boning, and schlonging — lovely woman back home. [2008, Maria Alvarez, Mirror, Mirror:]
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Sal's got what you call a nose for the news, especially if it involves schlonging and donging and especially if it happens to be a slow news day. [2009, Jane Leavy, Squeeze Play: A Novel, page 17:]
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They're deep in conversation about Agne, and come to the conclusion that they'd both quite like to schlong her. [2013, Daisy Buchanan, The Wickedly Unofficial Guide to Made in Chelsea:]
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He stole your words, calling them expert, schlonging himself on the head with labels, diving into categories. [1972, William W. Crain, The Wayfarers, page 14:]
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He would talk about “schlonging this and schlonging that. ” When Reich and the other writers were working on a script for a New Year's episode Reich kept referring to "schlonging in the New Year" and using "schlong" in every other sentence. [2004, Bureau of National Affairs (Arlington, Va.), Fair Employment Practice Cases - Volume 93, page 1405:]
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“I watched a popular Republican woman [Jane Corwin] not only lose but get schlonged by a Democrat [Kathy Hochul] nobody ever heard of for the congressional seat, and that was because, simply, because of the Paul Ryan plan,” Trump said at the time. [2015 December 22, Justin Wm. Moyer, “Donald Trump’s ‘schlonged’: A linguistic investigation”, in The Washington Post, archived from the original on 24 Dec 2015:]
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Please stop insulting, trashing and schlonging your fellow candidates. That's not the Christian, Islamic, Jewish, Hindu or Buddhist thing to do. [2016 March 7, David Marin, The Huffington Post:]
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His big scrotum would be schlonging off the floor. Wap, wap, wap. Really schlonging. [2017, David Keenan, This Is Memorial Device:]
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How about if we recruit a few guys from the crew, I’ll go on stage and make an announcement about how we’re gonna get schlonged by lettin’ everybody in ahead of time, and these guys can pass a basket around the audience for contributions. [1969, Barefoot in Babylon: The Creation of the Woodstock Music Festival, page 245:]
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he went bust on 7th Avenue, and the Party took a shlonging. [1991, Richard Elman, Tar Beach, page 127:]
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that ticket went on to get schlonged at the polls, but that’s a historic moment. [2011, Neal Conan, Talk of the Nation (NPR):]
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He also delighted in recounting how Ms. Clinton got "schlonged" by Barack Obama when she lost to him in the 2008 Democratic primary. [2016, Douglas Kellner, American Nightmare: Donald Trump, Media Spectacle, and Authoritarian Populism, page 35:]